Laugh out Loud( Ang Buhay ni INday)

ANG BUHAY NI INDAY! Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Indaybilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo...

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay,magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kayamo ba ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise inmanagement with the use of standard tools, and my discipline andexperience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that youwant, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the highquality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed] Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, thenot-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatoryaffected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near theauditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit] Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ngtv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutelynothing.

Donya: [hinimatay] Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's officedahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict afight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because theysuck!

Principal: [nag resign] Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurredwrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scatteredindicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to thepath it was heading for. Amo: [nosebleed ulit] Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result inproperty damages and if that happens there will be correspondingpunishment to be inflicted upon you! Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong] Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nyaumalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worseif they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder whenpeople can't understand you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong] Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, myunfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin siInday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break siInday ke Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why Ilove you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights tolove each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive asany affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merelyattempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Hereto for, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of thethings you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realizethat the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for tostay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay] ________________________________ Don't let your dream ride pass you by. Make it a reality